Jan 112010
How to Pee on Your Cat
Step 1: Get an obnoxious cat that needs to constantly be by your side.
Step 2: In the middle of the night, stumble out of bed, half asleep, to use the toilet.
Step 3: Urinate indiscriminately.
Based on studies I’ve conducted in my home each of the last four nights, following these steps seems to give you about a 75% chance of peeing on your cat.
I’m not sure I posted the best image for this. It makes it seem like I pee milk (which isn’t true).