Jan 212010
If you share a bathroom with your wife, here’s a sure-fire way to piss her off:
When she’s in the middle of a shower, step into the bathroom to defecate. It’s best if she doesn’t notice that you’re in there until she smells it. Be warned: chicks hate this. They feel like they’re showering in your filth, and that’s essentially what’s happening.
BONUS - If you don’t think you’ve pissed her off enough yet, try this: After she has been unexpectedly slapped in the face by your foulness, she’ll likely come rushing out of the shower to find you on the toilet. Act oblivious–don’t apologize, and don’t offer to share with her any of the sandwich that you’re eating. If she’s hungry, this will really set her off.
