Mar 182010
When someone calls you a “douche bag,” it’s easy to automatically assume that the person is trying to be negative. But douche bags are very important, useful things. So it’s possible that the person is trying to tell you that he/she considers you both important and useful — a true compliment.
On another note, I would like to congratulate the winner of yesterday’s Tubesteak Challenge, Michael B.! As promised, I will include his name in this blog post!
MICHAEL B. IS A DOUCHE BAG.
(That’s a compliment. To see how important and useful Michael is, check out his blog, The Daily Bacon.)
