Mar 222010
I am the boss of my body.
When my stomach says, “We’re full,” I continue eating. When my bladder says, “It’s time to wake up,” I say, “Keep squeezing — I’m staying in bed for another hour.” And when my intestines tell me never to eat food that hot again, I immediately order more.

Yes, I am the boss of my body. I call the shots.
But when the employees revolt, it’s a big ole mess.