Mar 272010
As promised in yesterday’s post, I wrote a song about Chris, the winner of the Poopy Movie Challenge. Behold the greatest prize ever offered for any contest:
The quality of your sound card may make it difficult to tell that this is one of the greatest songs ever recorded. Indeed, it’s already gotten me a few gigs. One guy heard me playing and suggested I play it for some deaf people, and another dude told me he’d like to hear me perform it at my funeral. I can’t wait.
You are truly retarded. I laughed out loud in the middle of my office when I heard this. Then I forced co-workers to listen to it, who in turn laughed out loud and asked “why?”
One word:
Unbelievablyamazing
Somehow no record deal yet…