Mar 292010
After eight seasons, Fox will end its hit show “24″ on May 24, according to sources.
When reached for comment, Jack Bauer said, “After 8 days of this crap, I’m really excited to take a poop.”
“192 hours, man. 192 hours. I’ve been turtle-heading since about halfway through Day 4.”
Speaking of turtle-heading, was it bad the other day when I thought I sharted, that I waited an hour to check?
Nothing wrong with that. If you’re not wearing white pants, what’s the difference anyway?
I appreciate the incorporation of poop into the last few posts.