Mar 302010
As I was flexing my muscles in the mirror completely nude this morning, I noticed some white chunks in my armpit hair.
At first, I assumed it was just deodorant residue, but then I remembered that I don’t use deodorant. My next thought was pit dandruff, but I’ve been using Selsun Blue on my armpits, so that seemed unlikely. I then considered the possibility of armpit lice, but what is the chance, really, that my mustache lice were able to travel down to my armpits? Finally, I recalled spilling some cottage cheese and not having a rag or paper towel a few days ago. I’ll bet you that cleaning up spilled cottage cheese with my armpit hair is the reason I had white chunks under my arm this morning.
Mystery solved.
