Apr 092010
If you’re over 30, and your tooth was knocked out in a bar fight, don’t bother putting it under your pillow; the Tooth Fairy will probably not be coming. Apparently the cachet of losing a tooth is pretty much gone after age 10.
Oh – and don’t leave a letter for the Tooth Fairy, promising to spend all of your tooth money on her if she’ll kindly wake you up. There’s a good chance that will piss off your wife.
Lesson learned.
