Bathroom Etiquette The 10-Point Scale
Apr 272010

The next time an overbearing neighbor hounds you to keep your lawn mowed, get out and mow your lawn wearing nothing but a thong.

Mowing Lawn

That will shut him up for a while.

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2 Responses to “Mowing the Lawn”

  1. LISA says:

    Is that a flap on his ass?? what – they don’t make sunscreen with an ASSPF??

  2. Johnny Tubesteak says:

    Lisa, that’s his towel, which he needs to carry in case he begins to sweat. Imagine how embarrassed he would be if people saw him looking all sweaty.

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