May 072010
My wife and I have a pretty good marriage, but it seems like every week we find something new to argue about.
Last week it was all about how much peeing in the shower is acceptable. I believe up to a quart of urine a day is fine, whereas my wife thinks there should be no urinating in the shower at all.
One night the argument escalated to a point at which I said, “You know what? This marriage is too important to me to let this come between us. If it will ease the tension around here, I’m willing to compromise.”
Since then, I have been peeing no more than a pint of urine per day into the shower.
This week, the argument has been about appropriate uses of our measuring cups.
It never ends.
