I haven’t posted anything in about two weeks, and – believe me – I’ve heard the uproar from the the millions of Tubesteakers out there. I’ve truly been touched by the genuine concern I’ve seen in the outpouring of emails sent to me. To help illustrate my point, here are a few examples:
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“Dear Johnny, it’s been a few weeks since your last post? What gives?” — Lorraine
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“Hey, Johnny — You can stop writing crap on your blog, but that doesn’t change the fact that you owe me $300. Pay up, or I will find you.” — Leon
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“Johnny, how would you like to increase the size of your penis by up to two inches without ever taking a pill?” — Brentley Pharmaceuticals
I’ve appreciated all the emails, and I’m happy to say that I’m back! No two-week prison sentence is going to hold this guy down.
I’ve recently had more time to contemplate, however, and I’ve decided to make some changes to the site. In fact, you may have already noticed that the site is no longer called, “Johnny Tubesteak’s Daily Discourse,” but rather, “Johnny Tubesteak’s Periodically Updated Discourse.”
You see, someone told me recently that sometimes you have to choose between quality and quantity. I believe that person to be an idiot, so I am choosing neither. Thus, I will be updating my site less often, and the posts will be even worse than the ones you’ve read in the past.
So saddle up, pardners! It’s going to be a mediocre ride, and I can’t wait to have you all on board.
I’m Johnny Tubesteak, and I approve this message.
