Johnny Tubesteak's Periodically Updated Discourse

ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Senior U.S. District Judge Jack Camp Jr. has been charged with possession of cocaine, marijuana, and roxicodone, in addition to charges of possessing a firearm as an unlawful user of controlled susbtances and aiding and abetting the posession of drugs by a stripper whom he had been paying for sex for nearly half a year, according to a CNN report.

I wonder at what he point he realized that things were beginning to go south.  I also wonder how the initial conversation with his wife went…

Mrs. Camp:  “Hi, Honey!”

Mrs. Camp:  “Anything exciting happen at work today?”

Mrs. Camp:  “You weren’t buying drugs, were you?”

Mrs. Camp:  “Well, I suppose I should be happy that you weren’t carrying a gun while doing it.”

Mrs. Camp:  “Well, at least you weren’t buying the drugs for a stripper whom you’ve been paying for sex.”

Mrs. Camp:  “Well, at the very, very least, I can take comfort in the fact that you didn’t have the stripper killed to cover this up.”