In England to promote MAC’s Viva Glam Campaign to fight AIDS, Lady Gaga recently spoke up in favor of celibacy.

“It’s okay not to have sex, it’s okay to get to know people.  I’m celibate, celibacy is fine,” said the pop icon.  She later added, “It’s not really cool anymore to have sex all the time.”

According to The Frisky, Lady Gaga is just one of many celebrities that have, in recent years, claimed abstinence.  The list includes many big names, including Adriana Lima, Robert Pattinson, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and the Jonas Brothers.

Other celebrities have also been heard promoting chastity.  In a 2009 interview, Jamie Foxx talked at length about the benefits of abstaining from sex, saying that “abstinence is cool.”

The trend continues to gain steam, and it definitely appears that there is a certain “cool factor” associated with not having sex.

In a related story, I would like to introduce you to the coolest man alive:

I apologize for the untimeliness of this report.

When reached for comment, Jack Bauer said, “After 8 days of this crap, I’m really excited to take a poop.”

“192 hours, man.  192 hours.  I’ve been turtle-heading since about halfway through Day 4.”

Smoking

Thankfully, the state of California temporarily lifted their ban on smoking in a public places just long enough for a smoking Gerard Butler to walk through.

Smoldering

If you look closely enough, you can easily see the red-hot embers on this smoldering celeb.  Smokey Bear would not be happy that Jake Gyllenhal is looking this hot while standing next to so many flammable objects.

Flaming

With a skinny pant and a skinny tie, Zac Efron was certainly flaming on Oscar night.  I’m afraid that even an entire team of firemen would not be enough to handle this guy.

Full-fledged Inferno

Not a lot of men could pull off these accessories, but anytime George Clooney hits the red carpet, you know that there is going to be a full-fledged inferno.  His girlfriend must have soaked her skin in abestos or some other flame retardant to stand so close and not burst into flames herself.

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• The actor Ronald Reagan passed away in 2004.
• At 3:21am on Saturday, the force of gravity keeping Brad Pitt from floating away into space was equal to his mass times the mass of the earth, times the gravitational constant, divided by the distance between Brad and the earth.  Authorities confirm that there has been no change in this situation since Saturday.
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