I would love to tell you some poop jokes today, but instead I need to congratulate Amy M. for winning last week’s Tubesteak Challenge! Her name was randomly drawn from among the thousands of respondents with all correct answers. As promised, she wins an original, mediocre song, written and recorded by the greatest artist of our generation: me. Luckily, the greatest artist of our generation has no friends and can, thus, spend his time recording meaningless songs.
So, without further a-doo-doo:
Congratulations to the winner of last week’s Tubesteak Challenge, Jeremy M.! How fitting, with International Jeremy Appreciation Day less than a week away, that a Jeremy would win the most outstanding prize on Earth: a personalized song written and recorded by me.
Jeremy, I present to you possibly the greatest song ever written:
Prepare to be envied.
I’m not familiar with this place, but I heard this commercial on the radio today.
I’m not in the market for such services, but this guy definitely sounds like a respectable businessman.
As promised in yesterday’s post, I wrote a song about Chris, the winner of the Poopy Movie Challenge. Behold the greatest prize ever offered for any contest:
The quality of your sound card may make it difficult to tell that this is one of the greatest songs ever recorded. Indeed, it’s already gotten me a few gigs. One guy heard me playing and suggested I play it for some deaf people, and another dude told me he’d like to hear me perform it at my funeral. I can’t wait.