Have you ever been so hard up for reading material on the toilet that you’ve resorted to reading the back of a shampoo bottle?
If so, please don’t spoil it for me. I only made it halfway through this morning, and I’m excited to find out how it ends.
Hello, and welcome to another Tubesteak Challenge!
For today’s Challenge, I’ve assembled pictures of five things that rhyme with the name of a famous city. Identify each of the pictures and the city for your chance to WIN a song written about you and recorded by me. (This is easily the most popular Tubesteak Challenge prize, mostly because the other prizes suck even worse.) Email your answers to jt@johnnytubesteak.com.
To make it fair for people who have jobs and can’t sit in front of their computer waiting for a Tubesteak Challenge to pop up, I will accept answers until 10:00pm ET tomorrow. From all of the correct answers, I will randomly draw one winner.
Good luck!
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I’ll post the correct answers in the new and improved comments section in a couple of days…
Below, I have displayed pictures of five things that rhyme with the name of a popular movie. Identify each of the pictures and the name of the movie to WIN! The first person to email all of the correct answers to jt@johnnytubesteak.com WINS a song written by me about him/her! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that I offered once before (check out the song I recorded for previous winner Chris M. by clicking here). If no one gets them all right, the person with the most correct answers will WIN!
Good luck!
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I’ll post the correct answers in the comments section in a few days.
Below are pictures of five things that rhyme with the name of a famous actor. Identify each of the pictures and the name of the famous actor to WIN a limerick written by me, about you! Wow!
The first person to email the correct answers to jt@johnnytubesteak.com is the winner. If no one gets them all correct, the person with the most correct answers will win.
Good luck!
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I’ll post the answers in the comments section in a day or two.
Either my readers are too smart or the Tubesteak Challenges have gotten too easy. Regardless, we’re taking it to the next level today with the first ever Tubesteak SUPER Challenge!
I will not be providing the rhyming word today. Rather, you will need to figure it out for yourself. The five pictures below show things that rhyme with the mystery word, which is two syllables. Identify the pictures and the mystery word to win this Tubesteak SUPER Challenge! The first person to email all of the correct answers to jt@johnnytubesteak.com will have a holiday named after him/her (I have the power to do that).
The Mystery Word (broken up into two syllables): _ _ _ _ _ _ – _ _ _ _
Hint: It’s getting warmer…
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Good luck! I will post the answers in the comments section in a day or two.
We had some great responses to yesterday’s Poopy Movie Challenge. Some of the best, in my opinion, were:
- Scat on a Hot Tin Roof
- Fecal Attraction
- The Squirt Locker
- The Princess and the Log
- Revenge of the Turds
- How Stella Got Her Poop Back
- Stool of Rock
In the end, however, only one person can win the most coveted prize in the history of the world, a song written about them, by me. That prize goes to Chris for “Diarrhea of a Mad Black Woman.”
Watch johnnytubesteak.com this weekend, as I will be posting an excellent song about Chris.
Hello, and welcome to the Tubesteak Challenge! For this week’s Challenge, I’ve collected pictures of six things that rhyme with “Fairy-tale.” See how many of them you can identify. The first person to email the correct answers to me (jt@johnnytubesteak.com) WINS a brief period of my conditional friendship.
To see previous Tubesteak Challenges, click here and scroll down past this week’s Challenge.
Good luck!
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The correct answers will be posted in the comments section in a day or two.
You’ll notice that I put three exclamation points at the end of “Tubesteak Challenge” in the title. That’s because this challenge is three times as awesome as the previous Tubesteak Challenges. By my estimation, it should also be more difficult. (Click here to see previous Tubesteak Challenges. You’ll have to scroll down past the current Challenge.)
Jonah Hill is writing a movie version of 21 Jump Street, and the second most popular Johnny in the world (Depp) has said that he would like to be a part of it. That may or may not be newsworthy, but it’s good enough inspiration for a Tubesteak Challenge. Below, please find pictures of five things that rhyme with “Jump Street.” Can you identify all of them? The first person that does WINS a certificate redeemable for a high-five (leave your answers in the Comments section).
Good luck!
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The correct answers will be posted in the Comments section in the next day or two.
With so much snowfall in Michigan this week, I’ve had to do a lot of shoveling in my driveway. With that in mind, I’ve assembled pictures of five things that rhyme with “Sore Back.” Take the Tubesteak Challenge and see if you can identify all of the images below. Good luck!
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First person to post the correct answers in the comment section WINS my respect.
To see previous Tubesteak Challenges, click here.
Daytime television is so bad, it almost makes me want to get a job.
Actually, I might have to look into it. I wonder if there are any other benefits to this whole job thing.