I intended to watch the Super Bowl yesterday evening, but through a series of blunders ended up watching “The Super Bowel” on the Discovery Channel.
No harm done, however, as I realized my mistake after only three hours. I don’t think anyone at my Super Bowl party noticed.
Hello, and welcome to Tubesteak Challenge #3: Super Bowl Edition, brought to you by johnnytubesteak.com. Below are pictures of four things that rhyme with “Super Bowl.” See how many you can identify.
Good luck!
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Answers will be posted in the comments section within the next couple of days.
In honor of the Saints‘ first appearance in the Super Bowl, I’d like to dedicate this Tubesteak Challenge to their quarterback. Below are pictures of things that rhyme with “Drew Brees.” See how many of them you can identify. I’ll post the answers in the comments section in a day or two.
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Best of luck!!!
Gilbert Arenas has been suspended without pay indefinitely. Financially, this is a major blow, since he made nearly $150K a game.
To help him stave off poverty, I’ve come up with 5 ideas for temporary work that should tide him over until he is reinstated by the NBA. Based on his skill set, I believe he’d excel at any one of these jobs.
- Liaison Between NBA Players and Referees – Because he carries a gat, Arenas is uniquely capable of ensuring that referees call games fairly. If they don’t, Arenas could elect to use his guns to shoot them in the face.
- Professional Basketball Player that Shoots People – As far as I know, this position doesn’t exist in the U.S. I’m not as familiar with European basketball leagues, however. There may be an opportunity overseas.
- NBA Players Association Murder Consultant – Arenas can advise NBA players on how to use their guns to shoot people in the face.
- Giraffe Cowboy – While giraffes can run as fast or faster than horses, most gun-slinging cowboys don’t have enough athletic prowess to mount a giraffe, so they’ve been resigned to riding horses. Gilbert Arenas not only boasts gun skills, but also the speed and leaping ability to ride a giraffe.
- Hit Man for Very Tall People – Because he can jump extremely high, Gilbert Arenas might be one of the best-suited people in the world for shooting an 11 foot tall man in the face.