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Another Song? We Want Some More Poop Jokes

Johnny Tubesteak — Mon, 17 May 2010 12:20:05 +0000

I would love to tell you some poop jokes today, but instead I need to congratulate Amy M. for winning last week’s Tubesteak Challenge! Her name was randomly drawn from among the thousands of respondents with all correct answers. As promised, she wins an original, mediocre song, written and recorded by the greatest artist of our generation: me. Luckily, the greatest artist of our generation has no friends and can, thus, spend his time recording meaningless songs.

So, without further a-doo-doo:

Amy, You Won

Tubesteak Challenge!

Johnny Tubesteak — Thu, 13 May 2010 12:16:13 +0000

Hello, and welcome to another Tubesteak Challenge!

For today’s Challenge, I’ve assembled pictures of five things that rhyme with the name of a famous city. Identify each of the pictures and the city for your chance to WIN a song written about you and recorded by me. (This is easily the most popular Tubesteak Challenge prize, mostly because the other prizes suck even worse.) Email your answers to jt@johnnytubesteak.com.

To make it fair for people who have jobs and can’t sit in front of their computer waiting for a Tubesteak Challenge to pop up, I will accept answers until 10:00pm ET tomorrow. From all of the correct answers, I will randomly draw one winner.

Good luck!

I’ll post the correct answers in the new and improved comments section in a couple of days…

I Write Pretty Songs for Men

Johnny Tubesteak — Mon, 03 May 2010 07:31:16 +0000

Congratulations to the winner of last week’s Tubesteak Challenge, Jeremy M.! How fitting, with International Jeremy Appreciation Day less than a week away, that a Jeremy would win the most outstanding prize on Earth: a personalized song written and recorded by me.

Jeremy, I present to you possibly the greatest song ever written:

Jeremy

Prepare to be envied.

Tubesteak Challenge!?!

Johnny Tubesteak — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 15:19:15 +0000

Below, I have displayed pictures of five things that rhyme with the name of a popular movie. Identify each of the pictures and the name of the movie to WIN! The first person to email all of the correct answers to jt@johnnytubesteak.com WINS a song written by me about him/her! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity that I offered once before (check out the song I recorded for previous winner Chris M. by clicking here). If no one gets them all right, the person with the most correct answers will WIN!

Good luck!

I’ll post the correct answers in the comments section in a few days.

Tubesteak Challenge!

Johnny Tubesteak — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:52:22 +0000

Below are pictures of five things that rhyme with the name of a famous actor. Identify each of the pictures and the name of the famous actor to WIN a limerick written by me, about you! Wow!

The first person to email the correct answers to jt@johnnytubesteak.com is the winner. If no one gets them all correct, the person with the most correct answers will win.

Good luck!

I’ll post the answers in the comments section in a day or two.

Tubesteak SUPER Challenge!!!

Johnny Tubesteak — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 13:07:29 +0000

Either my readers are too smart or the Tubesteak Challenges have gotten too easy. Regardless, we’re taking it to the next level today with the first ever Tubesteak SUPER Challenge!

I will not be providing the rhyming word today. Rather, you will need to figure it out for yourself. The five pictures below show things that rhyme with the mystery word, which is two syllables. Identify the pictures and the mystery word to win this Tubesteak SUPER Challenge! The first person to email all of the correct answers to jt@johnnytubesteak.com will have a holiday named after him/her (I have the power to do that).

The Mystery Word (broken up into two syllables): _ _ _ _ _ _ – _ _ _ _

Hint: It’s getting warmer…

Good luck! I will post the answers in the comments section in a day or two.

Tubesteak Challenge – Daylight Saving Edition

Johnny Tubesteak — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 11:47:06 +0000

Daylight saving time went into effect over the weekend, a sure signal that spring is on its way. To celebrate the occasion, I have collected images of six things that rhyme with “daylight.” To win this week’s Tubesteak Challenge, be the first person to email the correct names of each of those things to jt@johnnytubesteak.com (remember: they all rhyme with “daylight”). To the winner, I offer true fame; I will mention your name in tomorrow’s post. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so don’t screw it up.

Good luck!

The correct answers will be posted tomorrow. To see previous Tubesteak Challenges, click here and scroll down past today’s post.

Tubesteak Challenge!

Johnny Tubesteak — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:32:50 +0000

Hello, and welcome to the Tubesteak Challenge! For this week’s Challenge, I’ve collected pictures of six things that rhyme with “Fairy-tale.” See how many of them you can identify. The first person to email the correct answers to me (jt@johnnytubesteak.com) WINS a brief period of my conditional friendship.

To see previous Tubesteak Challenges, click here and scroll down past this week’s Challenge.

Good luck!

The correct answers will be posted in the comments section in a day or two.

Tubesteak Challenge!!!

Johnny Tubesteak — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:39:04 +0000

You’ll notice that I put three exclamation points at the end of “Tubesteak Challenge” in the title. That’s because this challenge is three times as awesome as the previous Tubesteak Challenges. By my estimation, it should also be more difficult. (Click here to see previous Tubesteak Challenges. You’ll have to scroll down past the current Challenge.)

Jonah Hill is writing a movie version of 21 Jump Street, and the second most popular Johnny in the world (Depp) has said that he would like to be a part of it. That may or may not be newsworthy, but it’s good enough inspiration for a Tubesteak Challenge. Below, please find pictures of five things that rhyme with “Jump Street.” Can you identify all of them? The first person that does WINS a certificate redeemable for a high-five (leave your answers in the Comments section).

Good luck!

The correct answers will be posted in the Comments section in the next day or two.

Tubesteak Challenge!

Johnny Tubesteak — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:21:56 +0000

With so much snowfall in Michigan this week, I’ve had to do a lot of shoveling in my driveway. With that in mind, I’ve assembled pictures of five things that rhyme with “Sore Back.” Take the Tubesteak Challenge and see if you can identify all of the images below. Good luck!

First person to post the correct answers in the comment section WINS my respect.

To see previous Tubesteak Challenges, click here.