Jan 132010
According to reports, the town of Dorchester, Wisconsin is powered largely by the manure produced at a large dairy farm just outside of town. With a complex machine that turns cow dung into electrical power, the town has a bank of truly renewable energy.
More interesting to me are the things you hear in a town powered by cow manure. Here are my three favorites:
- “I’d like to thank whoever just farted for slightly improving the smell in the air.”
- “Your breath smells like crap. Thus, I cannot smell it and am willing to make out with you.”
- “I can’t wait to get to Gary, Indiana, where I can finally breathe some fresh air.”
